Spank My Monkey

Saw this article today and haven't stopped laughing yet:

I don't doubt that the research shows promise. I'm sure many people can benefit from the Viagra-like properties of watermelon. Todd Wehner, “who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University” should be very proud of his name and dismiss any jokes connecting it with Viagra.

What I can't look at with a straight face is the photo. The monkey is very eager to wrap his lips around that piece of watermelon and the scientist is a little too eager to give it to him. Should we call the RSPCA?